In search of the perfect

man.

I know, I know. No such animal. But my idea of perfection may not match up with yours.

I want a man who drives me crazy because he can't find his cup of tea [it's on his table, beside his chair, in the library, right where I put it not 5 minutes ago].

One who makes impossible requests in an off-hand manner, 'Because you can get it done, you always do'.

And he must know how to spoof an IP address so I can't tell when he's been reading my online diary.

A man who looks at other women on a regular basis, and comes home to me.

One who makes suggestions for dishes I've been cooking for 30+ years.

Most of all, I want a man who will require a lot of attention, until he doesn't want it, at which point he'll disappear into his library and lock the door.

See? I told you my idea of perfection was different.

So, if you've seen one of these rare men, send him my way. Goodness knows YOU don't want him.