1. That your lumbago is acting up.
WTF is lumbago and why would I care?
2. That your best friend's brother's best friend is in jail.
I.don't.care. (although I will smile and nod in pseudo-sympathy)
3. That I look just exactly like someone you used to know 30 years ago.
I didn't know you then and I don't care that there's someone out there that looked like me 30 years ago. I didn't even look like me 30 years ago!
4. I don't even wanna know what I don't wanna know.
I get to converse with complete strangers on a daily basis again, being in a 'public view' job. I may have liked this at one time, but I.just.do.not.care at this point.
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