Why Bowling is Better than Sex!
1. In bowling, turkeys are desirable.
2. Keeping score isn't considered tasteless in bowling.
3. You look better bending over with your pants ON.
4. After you bowl, the cigarette machine is right there.
5. Bowlers can yell "get over" without sounding bossy.
6. You don't have to pay extra to watch bowling on TV.
7. If things don't line up, there's a reset button.
8. With bowling, ending up in the gutter isn't quite so humiliating.
9. Unless you spill your beer, there's no wet spot in bowling.
10. You can tell your parents if you bowl professionally.
11. With bowling, everyone's balls are the same size.
12. Striking out at the end of the night is a good thing.
From a t-shirt that I wear bowling!
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